Well, I finally had three spare hours and got around to doing this silly thing I wished for awhile ago.
Nerd alert!
Here it is:
Lyrics:
There’s a way to carry many tomes
Millions of them are lying around in our homes.
We call them e-readers or tablets or just phones;
We all are readers, though we live in different zones.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll read an ebook.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll take another look.
All the bookstores are online now, don’t you know?
If you’re buying books, there’s just no place to go.
But if you’ve got a Kindle or an iPad or a Nook,
It’s not a problem; you know where you can look.
Download an ebook; you’ll figure it out somehow.
Upload an ebook; we’re all just authors now.
So if Amazon’s two-day shipping just won’t cut it
Just buy an ebook, because… instant gratification!
Maybe tomorrow we’ll see that print’s not dead…
Until tomorrow we’ll read ebooks instead.
Maybe tomorrow we’ll see that print’s not dead…
Until tomorrow we’ll read ebooks instead.
O, this code! It never seems to end.
This so-called “e-production” drives me ‘round the bend!
Unzip an EPUB from a conversion house and it’s a mess,
So then manually tweak the XHTML and the CSS.
Maybe tomorrow formatting issues will settle down…
Until tomorrow we’ll just keep truckin’ on.
So if you travel or commute or you’re a bibliophile
E-read an ebook; it’ll e-make you e-smile.
Maybe tomorrow we’ll all use EPUB 3…
Until tomorrow, we’ll have to wait and see.